☐ 1 2 Kings 4-5 Job 10 Rom. 10
☐ 2 2 Kings 6-8 Ps. 70 Rom. 11
☐ 3 2 Kings 9-10 Job 11 Rom. 12
☐ 4 Reflect on God as Restorer
☐ 5 2 Kings 11-13 Ps. 71 Rom. 13
☐ 6 2 Kings 14-15 Job 12 Rom. 14
A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town. When the children returned to school a few days later, one grade-school teacher asked her students whether they had used the time away from school constructively.
One Halloween night, a neighborhood practical joker decided to frighten the young trick-or-treaters who rang his doorbell. He put on a floor-length black cape, a black hat fitted with devil’s horns, and a hideous mask that seemed to combine the most gruesome features of Dracula, Frankenstein, and the Wolf Man. Then he waited.
Finally, his doorbell rang. He turned off all the lights and shining a flashlight on his mask, he opened the door and pierced the night air with an eerie scream
Hey everyone and we are still social distancing and yes COVID-19 pandemic is still with us. The governor has let the stay at home order end yesterday. We should be getting much closer to meeting again. We will keep everyone updated on when that will be.
This Sunday our service will be Online again on Facebook Live. This Sunday we will continue our sermon series, “Four Best Places to Live.” Where does the Bible say we should dwell? We’re going to look at the Four Best Places to Live according to God and Scripture. The first two places are “The House of Worship” and “The House of Prayer.” If you missed them you can check them out on our Facebook page, YouTube channel, or church website.
The old pastor made it a practice to visit the church’s Christian school one day a week. He walked into the fourth-grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.
Hey everyone and we are still social distancing and yes COVID-19 pandemic is still with us. How is everyone feeling? Are you ready for this to be over already? I sure am!
There’s a guy with a Doberman pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman pinscher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, “Let’s go over to the restaurant and get something to eat.”
The guy with the Chihuahua says, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”
The guy with the Doberman pinscher says, “Just follow my lead.”
They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the Doberman pinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, “Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed.”
