John Franklin, a noted evangelist, was speaking at two different churches in a large city in the same week.  A reporter was present at the first service.  After the sermon the evangelist pleaded with the reporter not to publish in the local paper any of the jokes he had used that night, since he was going to use the same stories the following night at the other church. 

The next morning the reporter published an excellent review of the evangelist’s message and concluded with these words: “The Rev. Franklin also told many stories that cannot be published.”