Posted on Nov 19, 2018 in Uncategorized |
Two young newlyweds were preparing to enjoy their first baked ham dinner in their new apartment. After unwrapping the meat and setting it on the cutting board, the wife chopped off both ends of the ham with a butcher knife, tossing the two small ends in the garbage can.
“Wait a minute,” said the mystified husband. “Why did you do that? Why did you just cut off the ends of the ham like that?”
“I don’t know. My mother always did,” answer the wife. “Maybe it helps bring out the flavor.”
Posted on Oct 9, 2018 in Uncategorized |
| A young student was trying to earn some money over the summer. He knocked at the door of a rich man’s house and asked if there was anything he could do. “Yes, the man replied, you can paint the porch. The paint and brushes are in the garage.” Three hours later, the student came back and reported, “Well, it’s all painted, but I gotta tell you, that’s not a Porsche; it’s a Ferrari.” |
Posted on May 22, 2018 in Uncategorized |
This actor did a one-man show and the critic wrote: “There were to many in the cast.”
Posted on May 12, 2018 in Uncategorized |
I never liked hide-and-seek since the time I hid in the closet and my family moved.
Posted on May 9, 2018 in Uncategorized |
A health nut is talking to his co-worker. The only thing he likes more than jogging is telling people about his jogging. He says, “I now jog to work behind the bus in which I used to ride to work. I feel great and I save $2.00 a day.”
The friend says, “Why don’t you save $20 and jog behind a cab?”
Posted on May 1, 2018 in Uncategorized |
A college professor congratulated a man on his daughter’s brilliant paper on the influence of science on the principles of government.
The father exclaimed, “Good! Next I want her to begin to work on the influence of the vacuum cleaner on the modern carpet!”
Posted on May 1, 2018 in Uncategorized |
A survey conducted by the U.S. Census Bureau asked young adults about the importance of various life transitions. Here’s what the young adults said about transitions were “extremely important” to them:
- Completed formal schooling—62%
- Employed full-time—52%
- Capable of supporting a family financially—50%
- Financially independent from parents—43%
- No longer living in parents’ house—26%
- Getting married—12%
Posted on May 1, 2018 in Uncategorized |
Monday, April 30:
Israel Wants a King – Israel rejects God as their king
- 1 Samuel 7
- 1 Samuel 8
- Hosea 13:9-11
Tuesday, May 1:
Saul Anointed as King – King Saul and God’s Laws for a King
- 1 Samuel 9
- 1 Samuel 10
- Deuteronomy 17:14-20
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Posted on May 1, 2018 in Uncategorized |
Monday, April 23:
Ruth’s Virtue – The awe of the kinsmen redeemer and Ruth the virtuous woman
- Ruth 3
- Deuteronomy 25:5-10
- Proverbs 31:10-31
Tuesday, April 24:
Ruth’s Redemption – The law of the kinsman redeemer and the genealogy of Jesus
- Ruth 4
- Matthew 22:23-33
- Matthew 1:1-6
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Posted on Apr 21, 2018 in Uncategorized |
The city man bought a farm and was visited by his new neighbor. He asked him, “Can you tell me where the property line runs between our farms?”
The farmer looked him over and asked, “Are you talking owning or mowing?”
